Monday, December 23, 2013

5-Night Haunting...

If I could only put the last weeks worth or riding and drinking into words, I'd do it here, on this screen. Unfortunately, words will do this weeks experience no justice, as the goings-on were a bit over-the-top in every aspect. The one-and-only Captain Cuntwat was in town for several days of misadventure and tomfoolery, to which he is well known. We rode bikes and drank good beer, period. We both also received numerous injuries; mostly to our alter-egos. However, I did shred at least 69* ligaments in my right foot prompting a 3:00 a.m. visit to the ER and Bonerghost bruised the hell out of his moob with the end of his handlebar, nearly reminiscent of the experience to which Handleballs got his name.
I can only further summarize our week via the following photos and brief commentary. Word.
Princess Bonerghost atop the Devils Backbone, Loveland Colorado.
Oddity Cycles 'Orange Crush" 29+. The most bad ass bicycle this side of anywhere.
It's legal in Colorado...
"Made in Colorado" frame decals have finally arrived!
Post foot annihilation ride at Devils Backboner. 
Black Sheep Cycles crew Todd, Ryan and Paulie riding in 14 degree temps with jeans and flat pedals - singlespeed of course.
Beer in barrels. 
We visited several local breweries, favorites = Equinox and Funkwerks.
The Cave...
Step-ups on the return ride from Blue Sky.
Words not required...
MaxiThad doing what he does best. Make that second best, or third. Whatever, he's riding bikes and and taking the 'best' option. Standard issue folks, standard..
Boner Claus after delivering toys to the strip-club (or was it after 2 hours of riding in 14 degree temps at night up some steep-ass mountain ascents?) Who really knows. What we do know, or have been lead to believe, is that he's shaved the beastly rodent from his face, and now vaguely resembles a thirteen year old girl.

Who will be the next guest at the Pirates lair? Get out here you Kansas City Bitches!

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