I've yet to write a race report for last weeks pure awesomeness - a.k.a. Bonebender. I've yet to start training for anything other than punching dudes in the face. What I do know is that I'll be doing THIS event in a few weeks, and I'll be having a helluva good time. Maybe YOU should get your ass to this par-tay and ride your eye-balls off. Maybe you shouldn't - as I understand it's hard to leave the comforts of your moms basement when those depends make so much racket walking around in public, embarrassing.